SAMANTHA FOO.
SMURFIE
1T10'06 2T10'07
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Monday, May 08, 2006
Your hands to my hips,
My face to your lips
ANYONE OUT THERE TO EARN QUICK CASH???
I'll give my next month's allowance to whoever that completes the tasks below
01/ At any lecture, stand up during any lecture and start screeching like a crazy monkey.
02/ During assembly, when the National anthem is played, blast a radio to the max with 98.7 FM.
03/ Blow a kiss to Mr Michael Tan accompanied with 2 winks and a sheepish smirk.
04/ Run your handphone under the tap for like a minute.
05/ Come to school in a pair of sexy 4-inches heels on your PE day.
06/ Congratulate Shiley Chua on her new baby.
07/ Wear your skirt/pants at your waist, tucking in the blouse/shirt all the way, wearing jap-high sock length & pure white bata shoes for 2 whole days.
08/ Complain to the Fruits & Juices stall that their Char Kueh Teow did't have cockles in it, and demand for cockles or a refund.
09/ Throw your graphic calculator down from the last floor. 10 times.
10/ Sing a love song to Jek Suan.
11/ Tell Ben Tan to stop waxing his face, instead, shaving is less painful.
12/ Stage a mini coup. When asked why, just say its for fun.
13/ Go up to any teacher who owns a car, and tell them: "Haha, my car's worth trice of yours."
15/ Give your HT a hug when he/she next sees your class and tell him/her that it was a pleasure to have known him/her.
If you really want my allowance for next month, do the above stated. And when doing the above stated, you have to make sure I'm present to witness. I have to be entertained. For more enquiries, visit Sam at 1T10.
HI WORLD, PLEASE KNOW THAT I HATE TIME-OUT BARS AND KIT-KATS.
They just pile heaps of sadness into my life.
Sam is intelligently foolish, thank you.
& I'm lovin' it
18:54
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