SAMANTHA FOO.
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Sunday, May 14, 2006
Those crocodile tears and elephant years
Finally, everything's over now. Its time to move on. I can heave a great big sigh of relief, because Stress decided to take a vacation. & put on those long fake lashes and thick black eyeliners. Splash the town bright hot red tonight. Rainbows that failed to appear were quickly replaced by the shining sun. That love, it was blind. It went astray, and its not coming back. So we'll see when the next one will pop out and say hi from behind my back. Surprise me. Life's back to the normal cycle. School > homework > eat > sleep. Goodbye unhapiness, Hello fun and exciting 24/7 of stagnant predictable routine.
Ladies, put on your fighting claws. Because one more time those stinky men walk over us again, we're gonna scratch the faces even after they beg for mercy!! Haha.
Men are like mascaras, they run at the first sight of emotion. Men are like teller machines, once they lose interest, they withdraw. Men are like laxatives, they irritate the shit out of you. Men are like chocolate bars, they head right for the hips. Men are like government bonds, they take eons to mature. Men are like popcorn, they satisfy you only for a little while. Men are like commercials, you can't believe a word they say. Men are like lava lamps, nice to look at but not very bright.
Dare I say its a blessing to be single now.
& I'm lovin' it
17:32
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